Thursday, April 30, 2009

Joe Biden to America: Stay off planes, trains, and automobiles

In discussing the swine flu pandemic this morning with Matt Lauer, Vice President Joe Biden stated that he would advise members of his family to not enter into confined spaces, such as planes, trains, and automobiles. So in essence Joe Biden has just doomed the entire mass transit system of this nation. Can you just imagine the ecological disaster that would cause upon our planet. 300,000,000 Americans putting their cars on our roads would certainly create a whole lot of green house gasses.

Vice president Joe Biden says to stay off subways, airplanes, stoking swine flu pandemic fears (NY Daily News)
Biden tells family to stay off planes, subways (AP)
Avoid 'confined spaces' such as planes, Biden says (CNN)
Biden spreads swine flu panic (Kansas City Star)

Putting Obama's "$100,000,000 budget cut" in perspective

This video explains Obama's meaningless proposal of slashing $100,000,000 from his budget in such easy terms that even a far-left liberal wacko could understand it.

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Sen. Chuck Schumer (D-NY) subliminally blames Bush for NYC panic

So according to Sen. UpChuck Schumer, it's the fault of George W. Bush's former FAA director for this panic.

Schmumers comment occurs approx. 3m10s into video:

Obama's $328,000 "photo-flop"

I must come to President Obama's defense on this one since it is his day today. In the big scheme of things $328,000 in comparison to $9,000,000,000,000 is really nothing at all. That's like finding change in between the cushions of your couch if your a Democrat liberal politician.

Did you see that anger in Obama's face and voice when asked about this incident. I guess when he doesn't have a big-ass smile on his face (like during his photo-op with Hugo Chavez) that means he's really angry.

Now Obama's FAA has come out and admitted that they knew that this "photo-flop" would cause a public panic.

FAA Memo: Feds Knew NYC Flyover Would Cause Panic (WCBS)
They say it was a training mission … hhm … the cost? $328,000+ (GretaWire Blog)

Happy O-gasm Day President Obama

Is Obama's 100th day an official holiday yet?

100 DAYS, 100 MISTAKES (NY Post)
A Hundred Anxious Days (Washington Post)

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Arlen Specter to confirm what we've known all along ... he's a liberal Democrat

GOOD RIDDANCE! And take those other two RINO's with you, Snow & Collins. Specter knows that his days as a Republican in Pennsylvania are numbered so he's decided to finally jump like a rat from a sinking ship.

Sen. Arlen Specter to become Democrat (CNN)
Specter Intends to Switch Political Parties (FOX News)
Veteran GOP Sen. Specter switches parties (MSNBC)

More great videos of Obama torturing victims of 9/11

Here he is buzzing "Ground Zero".

Good angle of Air Force One looking like it's about to head into a building.

Former Bush official calls Obama's "Top Gun" stunt "felony stupidity".

Obama proves he's no Sarah Palin when teleprompter malfunctions

President Obama needs to seriously wean himself off this teleprompter or at least learn how to move on without skipping a beat when it malfunctions ... like Sarah Palin.

DOH! Obama’s Teleprompter Hiccups (Video) (Stuck on Stupid)
About That Speech (Barack Obama's Teleprompter Blog)

Monday, April 27, 2009

Video: Obama's secret "photo-op" mission panics New York City

Obama orders this to be a secret operation, only informs NYPD and a junior staffer, not Mayor Bloomberg, in NYC mayors office of it. Obama and his administration prove once again that they are real men of genius.

So would this qualify as torture of 9/11 victims?

Low-Flying Plane Strikes Fear In Some New Yorkers (New York 1)
Jumbo Jet, F-16 Buzz Lady Liberty, Put New York on Edge (NBC New York)
White House apologizes for NYC flyover (Washington Times)

Naturally, Obama flacks announce to the media that he was "furious" by the incident and then promptly orders the military to take the blame.

Obama plays Top Gun ... buzzes lower Manhattan with Air Force One

Obama's FAA and Air Force scare the s%!t out of New York office workers by flying Air Force One, escorted by an F-16, low over Manhattan in what was described by the the FAA as a "photo-op". I'm sure they got a lot of great pictures of people running out of their office buildings, screaming and hollering.

Low-Flying Plane Over Manhattan Was a 'Photo Op' (WSJ Online)
Smart power: White House freaks out New York with low altitude fly-by; Video: Panicked NYers run in the streets; Update: Obama “furious” (Hot Air)
UPDATE: Robert "Sgt. Schultz" Gibbs gives his "I know nothing" defense.

Here are my "just piling on" posts:
Video: Obama's secret "photo-op" mission panics New York City
More great videos of Obama torturing victims of 9/11

Is the left getting ready to officially declare Obama the messiah?

Painting to be unveiled on April 29th (Obama's 100th day in office) in New York City's Union Square. I have a bigger question. How come the left thought it was so wrong for Bush to admit that he prays and seeks guidance from God, but now it's perfectly alright to depict Obama as God? Where is all the condemnation from the "violation of Church and State" crowd? If Obama were a deity, as some on the left seem to want to suggest, then wouldn't his holding of office of President be a violation of the 1st Amendment?

100 days in office, coronated Messiah (World Net Daily)
Painter Michael D'Antuono To Unveil Controversial New Work in NYC's Union Square on Obama's 100th Day in Office (PR Newswire)
What Would Obama Do? (Track-a-'Crat)
Obama Worship Goes Into Overdrive as 100-Day Mark Approaches (Newsbusters)
Reid says Obama told him, 'I have a gift' (Yahoo News/AP)

Sunday, April 26, 2009

Asian babe of the week ... 04/27/09

Dumbing down the news

Making the news more understandable for today's pop culture obsessed society. Today's topics include gay marriage, piracy, drug legalization, and global warming.

Saturday, April 25, 2009

Obama's State Dept. declares Texas a foreign country

I guess I really went and did it now. I hope it wasn't because of me and my blog that President Obama has declared my state of Texas to no longer be a part of the United States of America.

No Need to Secede, Texas Already a Country (Burnt Orange Report)
State Dept. Listed Texas as Foreign Country (NBC New York)
State Department Lists Texas as a Foreign Country (Politicususa)

UPDATE: My very first mention by the greatest political/news/opinion blog in cyberspace, HOT AIR.

Guess what you civil rights wackos? Obama to end legal counsel during police questioning

Don't get me wrong. I'm no huge advocate for criminals who boo-hoo's for their rights. But we do live in a country where you are presumed innocent and you are entitled to legal representation during the whole criminal justice process, including having a lawyer present during police questioning, if you so request it. That is unless Obama gets his way.

Barack Obama administration seeks to change police questioning law (UK Telegraph)
U.S. challenges Michigan v. Jackson (SCOTUS Blog)
Obama Legal Team Seeks To Limit Defendents' Right To Not Be Questioned Without Lawyer (Huffington Post)

C'mon all you civil rights activist wackos, liberal loons, far-left extremists, and Obama zombies! Let's hear and see your outrage on this one! Just imagine Olbermann and Matthews on this one if it were Bush who were trying to do this. This would be the story that would finally causes their *heads to explode* on-the-air.


Earth to Perez Hilton ... GO AWAY!

If Perez Hilton is typical of all gays, then I can understand homophobes a little better.

First Pepsi, now J.C. Penny

We're just inching closer and closer to a society of personality cult hero worship just like North Korea.

Get yours now while it's only voluntary.

Friday, April 24, 2009

Did Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) confuse extreme interrogation techniques with "rough sex"?

I'm sure that that is going to be her excuse for approving waterboarding and all other kinds of extreme interrogation techniques. I'm quite sure she thought it was no different then all those kinky sex games that she and her constituents back in San Francisco engage in all the time. She probably left that meeting back in 2002 where she was fully briefed about all the harsh methods that were going to be deployed on all those nasty senior al-Qaida leaders rather sexually excited. She probably ran right home and jumped into her dominatrix costume. I think this was a rather brilliant move by Bush, Cheney, and Rove into tricking her to approve and sign-off on these extreme interrogation methods by making her think that they were just going to use some methods that were no different then the same "rough sex" games that her voting district engage in.

Pelosi on waterboarding: I knew nothing (Hot Air)
Torture update: What did Nancy Pelosi know and when did she know it? (Hot Air)
Hill Briefed on Waterboarding in 2002 (Washington Post)
Pelosi briefed on waterboarding in '02 (Politico)

Just how concerned is the Obama administration about our economy?

Judging by these pictures I would say not very much.

Obama's chief economic advisor Larry Summers decides that it's nappy time while Obama is making his opening remarks during yesterdays meeting with credit card executives. Now don't you feel comforted that people like this are in charge of our economic future?

Larry Summers Snoozes During Meeting With Credit Card Execs (Stop the ACLU)

Thursday, April 23, 2009

Rep. Dana Rohrabacher puts the smackdown on Hillary Clinton

Finally, a real man with a pair, puts that insufferable Hillary Clinton in her place.

Obama's "torture memo" dilemma

As usual, Congressional Democrats want to act as if they were just a bunch of innocent little by-standers, completely duped by the most ignorant President in our nations history, when it comes to knowing about the enhanced interrogation techniques (or "torture") that were used to extract vital information from high-value senior al-Qaida leaders. Not so fast says Rep. Pete Hoekstra (R-MI). He's more then willing to call Obama's bluff on this one by saying that if you want hearings on this matter then get ready to hear ALL the evidence, not just bits and pieces that fit your anti-Bush, anti-Republican agenda. Rep. Hoekstra has NAMES and dates of EVERYONE who ATTENDED and APPROVED all interrogation techniques employed, Republican and DEMOCRAT, and he's more then willing kick-ass and name names.

Congress Knew About the Interrogations (WSJ Online)
Hoekstra: Capitol Hill a glass house on interrogations (Hot Air)
Prominent Republican Calls For Investigation of Damage Done to National Security By Obama's Decision to Release CIA Memos (Gateway Pundit)

Let's get one thing straight here folks. Obama is all for torture. Obama has no problem whatsoever with torture. He just doesn't want to get his hands dirty doing it. He feels that torture is a job that Americans just should not do and so that is why he outsources his torture work to other countries, i.e., RENDITION.

Mark Levin speaks for me on this one:

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Everything Obama knows about war he learned while watching "Hogans Heroes"

President Obama is about to turn the world's greatest intelligence gathering organization that we must have in order to fight terrorism (ooops! my bad) "man-made disasters" into a eunuch. The CIA is going to be scared to death now to do it's job while wondering in the back of their minds if their boss is going to go after them. During his speech to the CIA on Monday President Obama made the following comment:
But I'm sure that sometimes it seems as if that means we're operating with one hand tied behind our back, or that those who would argue for a higher standard are naive. I understand that. You know, I watch the cable shows once in a while.

I suppose he was talking about the late-night reruns of "Hogans Heroes" on TV Land.

CIA: We stand behind our actions — and the results (Hot Air)
Obama’s DNI reminds Obama that “enhanced interrogation” worked (Hot Air)
Obama Puts Politics Before National Security (Nice Deb)
Obama flip-flops on potential torture prosecutions (Hot Air)
Forgotten CIA Document Released in 2005 Describes Vast Amount of Information Gathered Using Enhanced Interrogation Techniques (Gateway Pundit)

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Leftist extremist tops "FBI's Most Wanted List"

So after Obama's Department of Homeland Security goes and tells y'all last week that it's the right-wing that we all have to fear hear in America, Obama's FBI goes and announces that DANIEL ANDREAS SAN DIEGO, a far-left animal rights wacko, is the #1 most wanted domestic "TERRORISTS" in the country. As a matter of fact he's the ONLY American on the FBI's most wanted list. There's no right-winger to be found anywhere on it!

The world's happiest pirate

The lone surviving pirate of the failed Maersk Alabama hijacking arrives in New York for arraignment on piracy charges. The teen aged pirate looks rather elated to be sentenced and jailed here in America, rather then being sent to a prison in Kenya.

Monday, April 20, 2009

Katrina Pierson: Is this the new look of the white power movement?

People who turned out last week in the thousands have been criticized as just being a bunch of angry white power racist. Oh really? Does this young lady from the Dallas Tea Party look all that white to you?

She has a very inspirational story, as do millions of other people like her, of all sexes and skin colors. Can we please stop bringing race into every single argument. It's time to quit allowing the talking heads in the media and in DC from trying to pit us one against the other by trying to tell us that our opposition to Obama is only driven by our hatred towards a black man. I know that we're never going to agree on all things, but it's only because we disagree on ideas, not race.

Most sane man at U.N. "racism" conference gets hustled out

Yes folks, even a man wearing a rainbow colored wig who is shouting down Ahmadinejad has more sense, intelligence, and sanity then any U.N. member attending this anti-Israel, anti-U.S., sham conference on racism.

Sunday, April 19, 2009

Self-proclaimed neurosurgeon Janeane Garofalo contradicts herself

That brilliant expert on the workings of the conservative brain can't seem to make up her mind on the subject of dissent. From what I can gather from the following video (thanks to TheRightScoop) when a Republican is President, dissent is patriotic. But when a Democrat is President, and a black President in particular, dissent isn't just treasonous, it's straight-up RACISM.

I'm no expert on how the liberal brain functions, but here's a couple of observations of mine concerning the liberal thought process:

1. Do as I say, not as I do (especially when it comes to paying taxes).
2. One law for thee, but not for me (again, paying taxes).

I'll try to add more as I think of them, or you can contribute any observations of liberals that you've noticed.

Asian babe of the week ... 04/20/09

Saturday, April 18, 2009

Obama says no to IHS, yes to Chavez

So he won't allow a photo to be taken of him with any images or references to Jesus in the shot, but he'll knock your ass over getting to a camera to have his picture taken with Hugo Chavez. Rather chummy aren't they?

Janeane Garofalo isn't a brain surgeon ... but she plays one on TV

Failed actress, comic, and radio personality Janeane Garofalo gives her expert medical opinion as to why white Republican conservatives hate blacks, immigrants, gays, you name it, on a failed TV show, hosted by a failed sportscaster, on a failed news network. The segment is over 8 minutes in length (and I have to admit that even I couldn't stomach the whole thing) but try to watch.

Liberal actress says tea parties were racist (The Washington Times)
Lou Dobbs Rips Olbermann, Garofalo, and MSNBC! (Olbermann Watch)
So I’m a Racist Now, Janeane? (Sirius Thought: The Comedy Stylings of KJH)
Video: Red Eye, Mark Levin, Fox & Friends dump all over Olby and Garofalo (Hot Air)
Self-proclaimed neurosurgeon Janeane Garofalo contradicts herself (Stormin's Morning Java)

Thursday, April 16, 2009

Navy motivational poster

Bush jailed more whites then blacks for drug use

A new study reports that during the Bush years the use of crack cocaine declined, and that courts sentenced more whites then blacks to prison for drug use. So, will Bush get credit from minorities for being more fair and evenhanded about the racial equality in how law enforcement and the courts policed, prosecuted, and sentenced drug users during his administration?

New Findings: Sharp Decline in Black Incarceration for Drug Offenses (The Sentencing Project)
Study: More whites, fewer blacks going to prison for drugs (CNN)
A Racial Shift in Drug-Crime Prisoners (Washington Post)
Decline in Blacks in State Prisons for Drugs (New York Times)

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Al Sharpton compares "so-called" Somali pirates to our Coast Guard

Only in the sick racist mind of one-time Democrat Presidential candidate Al Sharpton can come the delusional ravings that Somali pirates aren't really pirates, just a "voluntary Coast Guard", mush like our own (that hijacks ships, holds hostages, and demands million dollar ransoms). Oh, you didn't know that our voluntary Coast Guard did the same thing.

Beyond Parody, Part II (Power Line)
'VOLUNTARY COAST GUARD' (The Radio Equalizer)

Obama declares conservatives "extremists", need to be spied upon

Economic downturn and the first black President are enough reasons to drive those of us on the right into a homegrown band of terrorists, with a bunch of disgruntled Iraqi war veterans to lead us in our fight to overthrow the government. Or so Obama thinks. He's already instructed Missouri law enforcement officials to read what kind of bumper stickers your putting on your car.

Confirmed: The Obama DHS hit job on conservatives is real (Michelle Malkin)
Disagree with Obama? Gov't has eyes on you (Roger Hedgecock)
Homeland Security document targets most conservatives and libertarians in the country (The Liberty Papers)
The execrable DHS report on “right-wing extremism” (Hot Air)
American Legion to Napolitano: Apologize (Hot Air)
The Dash To Dumb - Special DHS Edition (Just One Minute)

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Liberals now love "cowboy diplomacy"

Now all of a sudden liberals love sending messages to and dealing with terrorists at the end of a gun! What changed?

Liberal retard Chris Matthews: Navy SEALS more lucky then skilled

Just another example of the lefts hatred and contempt of our brave fighting men and women in uniform.

Does this sound like mere luck to you?

Navy Seals Got Lucky? (RadioVice Online)
Video: Matthews says SEALs “got lucky” (Hot Air)

Obama promises to expand Bush's wiretap surveillance program

Freudian slip perhaps? While announcing his get tough policy on piracy off the coast of Somalia President Obama made the following gaffe.

"And I want to be very clear that we are resolved to halt the rise of privacy in that region."

Even Obama can make a mistake (LA Times)
Obama not present during Senate hearings on Somalia, piracy (Hot Air)
The Right Men For the Job (Suitably Flip)

Monday, April 13, 2009

Obama stages a phoney Iraqi troop photo-op

Once again our President displays his attitude towards the troops as being more of a prop for getting great pictures rather then men and women who make extreme sacrifices each and every day to defend our freedom. News is starting to emerge that Obama's visit with the troops in Iraq last week was a completely crafted and well-organized event from top to bottom. Handlers were sent out ahead of time to screen soldiers by asking them if they voted for Obama, plus they also handed out digital cameras to the troops who were allowed to get up close-and-personnel to the Commander-in-Chief. Damn those nosey bloggers!

“Cam Sham”: Obama’s Photo Op with Cheering, Camera Wielding Troops 100% Staged (RedState)
Military Welcome of President Obama in Iraq Was Staged! (The HinzSight Report)
Obama’s Potemkin Military Reception=No Scandal; Troops Plan Who Will Take What Questions From Bush=Huge Scandal (Flopping Aces)
Staged Military Photo Ops Suddenly Awesome (Hot Air)
About that Obama Iraq Visit (MacsMind)

Bo the First Dog cheated on his taxes


A good blogger friend of mine, Track-A-'Crat, made a great point about how Bo the First Dog has been the most thoroughly vetted position so far in Obama's whole administration.

Sound Judgment At Last (Track-A-'Crat)

German jackass

The most moronic woman in Germany (no idea if she was actually a tourist) jumps into a polar bears pit during it's feeding time at the Berlin Zoo. I can only hope she was from PETA.

Steve-O could not be reached for comment.

Polar bear attacks woman at Berlin Zoo (CNN)
Polar Bears Attack Woman Seeking Knut in Berlin Zoo (Jaunted)

Sunday, April 12, 2009

Asian babe of the week ... 04/13/09

First video of freed Captain Richard Phillips

Onboard the USS Boxer.

Maersk Alabama ship Captain freed

BREAKING NEWS: Maersk Alabama ship Captain, Richard Phillips, has been freed from his Somali pirate captors. Three pirates reported killed, fourth pirate captured. A very Happy Easter indeed.

American captain rescued, pirates killed, U.S. official says (CNN)
Captain held hostage by pirates freed (MSNBC)
Official: US sea captain freed in swift firefight (Breitbart)
Captain Phillips freed, 3 pirates killed (Hot Air)
Ship Captain Rescued From Somali Pirates (FOX News)

Happy Easter

Luke 23:26-49

26And as they led him away, they laid hold upon one Simon, a Cyrenian, coming out of the country, and on him they laid the cross, that he might bear it after Jesus.

27And there followed him a great company of people, and of women, which also bewailed and lamented him.

28But Jesus turning unto them said, Daughters of Jerusalem, weep not for me, but weep for yourselves, and for your children.

29For, behold, the days are coming, in the which they shall say, Blessed are the barren, and the wombs that never bare, and the paps which never gave suck.

30Then shall they begin to say to the mountains, Fall on us; and to the hills, Cover us.

31For if they do these things in a green tree, what shall be done in the dry?

32And there were also two other, malefactors, led with him to be put to death.

33And when they were come to the place, which is called Calvary, there they crucified him, and the malefactors, one on the right hand, and the other on the left.

34Then said Jesus, Father, forgive them; for they know not what they do. And they parted his raiment, and cast lots.

35And the people stood beholding. And the rulers also with them derided him, saying, He saved others; let him save himself, if he be Christ, the chosen of God.

36And the soldiers also mocked him, coming to him, and offering him vinegar,

37And saying, If thou be the king of the Jews, save thyself.

38And a superscription also was written over him in letters of Greek, and Latin, and Hebrew, THIS IS THE KING OF THE JEWS.

39And one of the malefactors which were hanged railed on him, saying, If thou be Christ, save thyself and us.

40But the other answering rebuked him, saying, Dost not thou fear God, seeing thou art in the same condemnation?

41And we indeed justly; for we receive the due reward of our deeds: but this man hath done nothing amiss.

42And he said unto Jesus, Lord, remember me when thou comest into thy kingdom.

43And Jesus said unto him, Verily I say unto thee, Today shalt thou be with me in paradise.

44And it was about the sixth hour, and there was a darkness over all the earth until the ninth hour.

45And the sun was darkened, and the veil of the temple was rent in the midst.

46And when Jesus had cried with a loud voice, he said, Father, into thy hands I commend my spirit: and having said thus, he gave up the ghost.

47Now when the centurion saw what was done, he glorified God, saying, Certainly this was a righteous man.

48And all the people that came together to that sight, beholding the things which were done, smote their breasts, and returned.

49And all his acquaintance, and the women that followed him from Galilee, stood afar off, beholding these things.

Saturday, April 11, 2009

Tax facts

Very timely and informative video from Reason TV just ahead of the April 15th tax deadline.

(ADVISORY: Video has a lot of facts that may cause you to hit the pause/play button while viewing.)

Tax Day Cometh (Behind Blue Lines)
$163,000 per family: The tax bomb cometh (Hot Air)

Is Joe Biden on hallucinogenic drugs?

I asked this question a couple of weeks ago about his daughter Ashley. Now I'm beginning to wonder the same thing about Joe Biden. Is he too taking hits off of Michael Phelps's bong pipe? He's going around claiming on CNN that he took President Bush to the woodshed during a private one-on-one meeting in the Oval Office. Only problem is that nobody in Bush's inner circle have any recollection of such a meeting or comment made by Biden.

Rove Calls Biden A 'Serial Exaggerator,' A 'Liar,' & A 'Blowhard' (Townhall)
Bush Aides Challenge Biden's Boasts of Oval Office Slapdowns (FOX News)
Bush aides: Noted plagiarist/moron also a liar (Hot Air)
Rove: Biden should develop a habit of truth-telling (Hot Air)

Friday, April 10, 2009

Even the Canadians are ashamed of Obama's European apology tour

Do you know when you've apologized once too often? When the Canadians start criticizing you.

Crowder Calls Out Canada (The Barton Bulletin)
Barack Obama: President Pantywaist - new surrender monkey on the block (UK Telegraph)

NASA: Enviromental wackos caused global warming

New research released by NASA suggests that perhaps it's those environmentalist wackos, tree-huggers, and Greenpeace retards who are actually responsible for global warming.

Sulfates, which come primarily from the burning of coal and oil, scatter incoming solar radiation and have a net cooling effect on climate. Over the past three decades, the United States and European countries have passed a series of laws that have reduced sulfate emissions by 50 percent. While improving air quality and aiding public health, the result has been less atmospheric cooling from sulfates.

NASA: Clean-air regs, not CO2, are melting the ice cap (The Register)
Pollution controls caused Arctic ice melt: NASA (Hot Air)

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

"Arrogant" American crewmembers take back control of ship from Somali pirates

BREAKING NEWS: It is now being reported by the Pentagon that the "arrogant" American crewmembers of a U.S. flagged cargo ship have fought back against their under-privileged and "freedom fighter" Somali pirates and have taken back control of their ship. I'm quite certain that these "arrogant" American crewmen knew that their President would probably be more sympathetic to the cause of the Somali pirates, (ooops, not politically correct), I mean "freedom fighters", and would probably not lift a finger to help them (based upon his pathetic apology tour across Europe) so they decided to take matters into their own hands. BRAVO ZULU to the the "arrogant" Americans.

American Crew Regains Control of Hijacked Ship, One Pirate in Custody (FOX News)
American crew retakes hijacked ship, Pentagon says (CNN)

Obama designs his first GM car

Obama and the Democrat party unveiled their first car of the future. The all-electric Obamamobile, a joint venture between GM (Government Motors) and Segway, has a top speed of 35mph, and a top range of 35 miles. Our forward thinking President has decided that in order to save GM and our planet we must go back to pre-Model T technology. Up next for President Obama will be the elimination of all central heating and air-conditioning.

GM, Segway to Make Vehicle (WSJ Online)

ZoNation: Affirmative Action and taking over the auto industry

ZoNation (PJTV)

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Turkish news anchor tries to show respect to Obama by wearing blackface

As far as we can tell an actual honest to goodness Turkish news anchor puts on blackface in what he thought was an attempt to show respect to President Obama. It looks like somebody has topped the Greenwich Village baker who tried to honor President Obama with those "Drunken Negro Head Cookies" in stupidity.

Turkish Obama Blackface! (Scoop This)
WTF? Blackface? (Atlas Shrugs)

Video: North Korean rocket launch

North Korea has released what they claim to be is video of their long-range rocket launch on Saturday. It could be video of almost anything but until proven otherwise we'll take them at their word for it for now.

First picture of North Korean rocket – but no sign of satellite (Times Online)

Monday, April 6, 2009

No matter what, we love Bush in Texas

President George W. Bush gets a standing ovation from the fans at the Ballpark in Arlington on Texas Rangers opening day.

Rangers won 9-1 over the Cleveland Indians.

The most blasphemous use of Obama's image ever

Nothing, and I mean nothing, is going to get those hard-core lefty Obama zombies (like Matthews and Olbermann) more worked up into a rabid dog, foaming at the mouth lather, then this sacrilegious use of Obama's image.

Concord Church Promotes “Hope” at Easter Time (NOW Hampshire)
Is Obama afraid of the 'J' word? (Chuck Norris)

Sunday, April 5, 2009

Kim Jong Il tells the UN to go screw itself

The United Nations Security Council (what a joke) held an emergency meeting today to try and draft an angry response to Kim Jong Il for firing a long-range ballistic missile, because we all know how terrified dictators of third world countries are of hearing that the United Nations is mad at them. After hours and hours of meaningless discussions the useless UN emerged from behind closed doors with the same typical results: NOTHING!

I'm quite sure that this is how Kim Jong Il would respond to any action coming from the UN.

Asian babe of the week ... 04/06/09

Chris Matthews mentally masterbates to Obama ... again

One of the two most sycophantic journalists in the world declares this nation to be the "United States of Obama". Hey Chrissy, count me out.

A word of caution to Mr. Matthews: you could come down with some kind of serious disease if you don't hurry up and pull your head out of Obama's ass.

Obama's winners and losers

Even the writers at SNL are admitting that President Obama is attempting to nationalize or economy by seizing control of private sector industries.

Saturday, April 4, 2009

Obama suffers a brain fart

I don't know which is worse. A President who mangles his sentences, or a President who wanders aimlessly trying to put one together or has to have someone behind a curtain somewhere typing one into a teleprompter for him to read.

It's getting so bad that even the hard left liberal UK Guardian newspaper is starting to laugh out loud and make jokes about him. Here's how they characterize President Obama trying to answer a reporter's question during his joint presser with Gordon Brown:
Nick Robinson: "A question for you both, if I may. The prime minister has repeatedly blamed the United States of America for causing this crisis. France and Germany both blame Britain and America for causing this crisis. Who is right? And isn't the debate about that at the heart of the debate about what to do now?" Brown immediately swivels to leave Obama in pole position. There is a four-second delay before Obama starts speaking [THANKS FOR NOTHING, GORDY BABY. REMIND ME TO HANG YOU OUT TO DRY ONE DAY.] Barack Obama: "I, I, would say that, er ... pause [I HAVEN'T A CLUE] ... if you look at ... pause [WHO IS THIS NICK ROBINSON JERK?] ... the, the sources of this crisis ... pause [JUST KEEP GOING, BUDDY] ... the United States certainly has some accounting to do with respect to . . . pause [I'M IN WAY TOO DEEP HERE] ... a regulatory system that was inadequate to the massive changes that have taken place in the global financial system ... pause, close eyes [THIS IS GOING TO GO DOWN LIKE A CROCK OF SHIT BACK HOME. HELP]. I think what is also true is that ... pause [I WANT NICK ROBINSON TO DISAPPEAR] ... here in Great Britain ... pause [SHIT, GORDY'S THE HOST, DON'T LAND HIM IN IT] ... here in continental Europe ... pause [DAMN IT, BLAME EVERYONE.] ... around the world. We were seeing the same mismatch between the regulatory regimes that were in place and er ... pause [I'VE LOST MY TRAIN OF THOUGHT AGAIN] ... the highly integrated, er, global capital markets that have emerged ... pause [I'M REALLY WINGING IT NOW]. So at this point, I'm less interested in ... pause [YOU] ... identifying blame than fixing the problem. I think we've taken some very aggressive steps in the United States to do so, not just responding to the immediate crisis, ensuring banks are adequately capitalised, er, dealing with the enormous, er ... pause [WHY DIDN'T I QUIT WHILE I WAS AHEAD?] ... drop-off in demand and contraction that has taken place. More importantly, for the long term, making sure that we've got a set of, er, er, regulations that are up to the task, er, and that includes, er, a number that will be discussed at this summit. I think there's a lot of convergence between all the parties involved about the need, for example, to focus not on the legal form that a particular financial product takes or the institution it emerges from, but rather what's the risk involved, what's the function of this product and how do we regulate that adequately, much more effective coordination, er, between countries so we can, er, anticipate the risks that are involved there. Dealing with the, er, problem of derivatives markets, making sure we have set up systems, er, that can reduce some of the risks there. So, I actually think ... pause [FANTASTIC. I'VE LOST EVERYONE, INCLUDING MYSELF] ... there's enormous consensus that has emerged in terms of what we need to do now and, er ... pause [I'M OUTTA HERE. TIME FOR THE USUAL CLOSING BOLLOCKS] ... I'm a great believer in looking forwards than looking backwards.

The question that flummoxed the great orator (UK Guardian)
Obama Loses Place On Teleprompter. Ouch! UPDATE: UK Guardian Mocks 'World's Greatest Orator' (Townhall)
Obama - TOTUS: Laughing Stock On An International Level (The Snooper Report)

The absolute stupidity of Howard Stern's audience

I've always felt that 98% of people who listen to Howard Stern never even graduated from Junior High School and this video segment is a perfect example as to why I feel this way.

Friday, April 3, 2009

Obama bows before Saudi King Abdullah

I would actually go so far as to call it a semi-curtsy. A U.S. President does not bow before any other head of state. Somebody in the State Department needs to seriously get a hold of President Obama and give him some intense tutoring on how to behave before he meets another foreign leader. Oh wait, scratch that. They don't even know the correct phone number to give out when directing the press to join in on a conference call. I guess we're screwed folks.

Obamateurism of the Day (Hot Air)
Video: Obama bows to Saudi king? (Hot Air)
Obama bows down to Saudi King (American Thinker)
What the! President Obama bows to Saudi King (The Western Experience)

HISTORY LESSON: Remember the beating the press gave President Bush over this.

Has Obama taken over the phone sex industry too?

After seizing control of General Motors on Monday it also appears that President Obama has taken control of the phone sex industry as well. I didn't know it was it was in trouble.

From FOX News:
Journalists seeking to talk a little foreign policy with high-profile Obama administration officials live from the G20 meetings in London this week were solicited for phone sex instead after ringing up the toll-free number given by the White House.

In a press release, the White House accidentally listed a sex line number for journalists seeking an "on-the-record briefing call with Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and National Security Advisor Jim Jones to discuss the NATO summit."

But after dialing, a soft-voiced female recording that was clearly not Clinton asked for a credit card number if you "feel like getting nasty."

After several efforts to make sure that the phone number was correctly dialed, a call to the White House resulted in a corrected press release. "If you are having trouble dialing into the call, please try this number as an alternative," and listed the international line included for reporters abroad to dial.

By this time, the conference call was already under way.

Asked for comment about this mishap, Deputy White House Press Secretary Bill Burton responded: "A corrected phone number on a press release is probably one of the stupider things FOX News has covered lately."

White House Corrects Conference Call Number After Directing Reporters to Sex Line (FOX News)
Reporters call Hillary Clinton, get phone sex line (CNN)

White House Confuses Hillary Clinton With Sex Worker (RedState)

Happy days are here again!

Oh yea, this is much better then George W. Bush!

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

The Best Buy President

Our current President sure does love to give gifts to foreign heads of state that really require a lot of thought and planning. First he gave British Prime Minister a gift of 25 DVD's that turned out to be in the wrong format. And now today he gives the Queen of England the priceless gift of an iPod, with Obama's greatest hits on it. Can't this man buy a gift for a foreign leader from someplace other then Best Buy or Circuit City.

Smart power: Obama gets the queen … an iPod (Hot Air)
'The Gift of the iPod' - A New Hallmark in International Diplomacy (Dan Cleary)
More Obama foreign policy gaffes on eve of G20 (or how the Queen got her 2nd iPod) (Wellsy's World)

Pelosi lied, jobs died

Remember when Nancy Pelosi claimed that every month that Obama's stimulus bill was not enacted into law 500,000,000 American jobs would be lost. Here, let me refresh your memory:

OK, she meant to say 500,000. So her point was that 500,000 jobs would be lost each month if Obama's stimulus plan wasn't acted upon. So right after the President's Day holiday in February, Obama signed his stimulus bill into law. So that should have meant that job losses should stop, or at least slow, or at least be less then 500,000. Right? WRONG! According to ADP, the private sector slashed 742,000 jobs in March. Plus, economists are expecting the Labour Department to announce that the unemployment rate will rise to 8.5% on Friday.

Private sector cuts 742,000 jobs in March, ADP says (MarketWatch)

Now I perfectly expect Ms. Pelosi to claim that she meant 500,000,000 the whole time and that a loss of only 742,000 jobs is a huge success for Obama's stimulus bill. She'll actually claim that Obama saved 499,258,000 jobs. You watch and see.

Life's losers converge upon London

Life's losers, the lazy, the malcontents, the unemployed, the welfare cheats, the blood-sucking parasites of our society, the people who live by their mailboxes harassing letter carriers for their government welfare checks, the communists, the socialists, the stateists, all descend upon London to protests the G20 summit.