Friday, October 23, 2009

Chris Matthews equates Christians to the Taliban

Only from a real news network can you get trash like this. Via Hot Air:

What can you expect from a failed speechwriter for a failed Presidency who now has his own failed show on a failed news network.

Thursday, October 22, 2009

Auto-Tune the News #9

This could only happen at a "real" news network

MSNBC anchor Contessa Brewer introduces Rev. Jesse "Nutcutter" Jackson as the Rev. Al Sharpton. This did not sit to well with Jackson and he quickly corrected her on her mistake. Is this how real news networks operate?

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Kathleen Sebelius's evil eye

Photo of HHS Director Kathleen Sebelius giving testimony this morning on the overblown H1N1 virus. Her spokeswoman Jenny Backus claims that Ms. Sebelius is "back fighting to get everyone the same good health care she has," after undergoing removal of a basal cell carcinoma. Really Ms. Backus? She's fighting for all us to get the exact same type of health care coverage that she receives? Is the kind of health care that Ms. Sebelius gets the same kind of health care that is being offered to all Americans?

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

"Balloon Boy" asks a relevant question

"Who The Hell Is Wolf [Blitzer]?"
-Falcon "Balloon Boy" Heene

That's a good question, which I'm sure there even asking themselves, considering CNN's ratings. By the way, I wonder where that 6-year-old learned to speak like that?

Biden declares U.S. economy is in a depression

Via Gateway Pundit:

You better listen to him Obama because after all nobody messes with Joe!

Monday, October 19, 2009

Obama wages war on FOX News on behalf of ACORN

Let's face it folks. That's what this is all about. FOX News was the only media outlet that dared to report and air those ACORN "sting" undercover videos and now President Obama is going to bat for his ACORN cronies by having his top administration officials go out and trash FOX News. Obama has always expressed his hatred for FOX but now he's really escalating his war against them since the ACORN fiasco.

Asian babe of the week ... 10/19/09

Thursday, October 15, 2009

Liberals oppose Limbaugh paying millions to black athletes

Has the definition of being a racist changed? I wouldn't think that a racist would be willing to be part of a bidding team that wants to buy a professional football franchise who's roster is significantly black, and an entire league which is predominately black. But yet for some reason liberals in the mainstream media are overwhelmingly opposed to Rush Limbaugh wanting to pay millions to the salaries of black athletes. So opposed in fact that there going so far as to Bush him by making up quotes and attributing to him that he never said. Chris Matthews hates Rush so much that he fantasizes of somebody killing him.

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Space aliens leave a disturbing crop circle

Stunned local news anchor calls it a "message of hope" before re-gaining his senses. I don't understand why space aliens would choose a blue state of all places to leave such a crop circle.

Did the Secret Service get involved with all those Bush/Hitler/Swastika comparisons?

Obama to negotiate with California wildfires

Now that he's received the Nobel his ego has gotten so big that there is nothing that he thinks that he can't do.

Obama To Enter Diplomatic Talks With Raging Wildfire

Monday, October 5, 2009

Wolf Blitzer confirms Jeopardy appearance was no fluke

What kind of a moron actually takes the time to fact check a comedy routine on SNL? A Wolf Blitzer type of moron, that's who.

For the record, I don't think Blitzer ever did a fact check of Sarah Palin skits on SNL.

UPDATE: It looks like this skit has more people at CNN other then Wolf Blitzer a little unnerved. Is CNN getting scared that a totally liberal in-the-tank network like NBC is daring to mock the "messiah"?

When Letterman says he has women who work under him, he really has women who work under him

More "creepy" reports are beginning to emerge about David Letterman and his sexual appetite. The New York Daily News is reporting that Letterman maintained a sex bunker on the upper floor of the Ed Sullivan Theater for whenever he felt a little randy.

An ex-"Late Show" intern unmasked herself Saturday as one of David Letterman's former flings - and sources revealed the randy funnyman keeps a bachelor pad atop the Ed Sullivan Theater.
- New York Daily News

CBS Removes David Letterman’s Mea Culpa From YouTube (NY Times)