Friday, October 15, 2010

Taiwanese animators lampoon Brett Favre

At Long Last: Taiwanese Animation Of The Brett Favre Controversy (Video) (Sports Grid)

Oh by the way, Brett Favre took a shot in the crotch Wednesday during practice. Someone combined that event with a past Simpsons episode.

Thursday, October 14, 2010

O'Reilly does a huge service to America ... causes Whoopi & Behar to walk off the set

Via Mediaite:

And that’s the response that you will get from most liberals who don’t want to hear a view contrary to their own. Whoopi and Behar are two of the most ignorant women that have ever walked the face of the earth and yet they are the face of the liberal left. Those two alone are the exact reason why liberalism is such a dirty word and why most politicians run away from being associated with it.

Here's a longer version of the incident with Barbara Walters condemning Whoopi and Behars' childish immature behaviour.

Friday, October 8, 2010

Brett Favre gets asked about "sexting" controversy

Reporter asks Favre if he wants to address the "sexting" controversy swirling around him and he gets so flustered that he forgets which team he's currently playing for.

Via SportsGrid

Don't be shy New Zealand, tell us how you really feel towards Indians

New Zealand TV news presenter has a huge laugh over the spelling on an Indian diplomats name and then engages into some racial name calling.

Via Mediate

Obama declares 9.6% unemployment, 95,000 jobs lost as heading in the "right" direction

If that's heading in the "right" direction then maybe we need to change who's driving behind the wheel.

Unemployment steady at 9.6%, 95,000 jobs lost in September (Hot Air)

Audio: Tired democrat retread Jerry Brown calls Meg Whitman a "whore"

Democrats in Philly call women "c*nts", and now they refer to them as "whores" in California. Isn't this the party that the NOW gang is affiliated too?

An associate of Jerry Brown calls Meg Whitman a "whore" over pension reform (AUDIO) (LA Times)
Brown campaign strategized over calling Whitman a “whore” (Hot Air)

Wednesday, October 6, 2010

Cebu Pacific has the worlds hottest flight attendant

All my friends will tell you that I make no secret of the fact that I think that Asian/Pacific Islander women are the most most beautiful women on the face of the earth. That being said I think I have found the hottest flight attendant in the world working at Cebu Pacific.

Even the presidential seal can't take it anymore

Obama's lies and incompetence have gotton so bad that even the presidential seal has to leave the room.

Via Mediaite

Democrats declare national debt a myth

Rep. Phil Hare (D-IL) declares that our national debt of $13.3 trillon is nothing but a myth and that we should keep right on spending.

Via Hot Air

And we will see a terrible price that we will pay years down the road for letting our children down when they need us the absolute most. I’m not going to be part of that, so every minute that I have here is going to be spent debunking the myth that this country’s in debt and we just can’t spend.

Wednesday, June 2, 2010

More damning video of those "peaceful" pro-Palestinian activists

Fire-hoses, metal rods, chains, chairs, and stun grenades. Just normal everyday supplies of "peace activists".

Here's Hamas's biggest media ally going ballistic over the deaths of her terrorists buddies.

Hey Helen, how about doing us all a favor by being on the next "peace activists" ship.

Jon Stewart gets his licks in on Obama over BP

It's official. Every Obama sycophant has now turned on the president over his incompetent BP oil leak performance. Last night it was Jon Stewart's turn.
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Jon Stewart Returns From Break; Chides Obama’s Photo Ops During BP Oil Spill (Mediaite)

Wednesday, May 26, 2010

CNN's racist "shout-out"

What better way to send a "shout-out" in order to honor a 103-year-old black woman by playing a rap song featuring the word "nigga". Now stop lecturing me about race liberal CNN!

Video compilation: Liberal Dems turn on Obama over oil spill

Barack Obama doesn't care about black people.

Via Breitbart/Naked Emperor News:

Thursday, May 20, 2010

Infamous White House party crashers tried it again

This couple ought to be in one of those Broadview Home Security commercials.

Via ABC News:
The Salahis were stopped by the U.S. Secret Service last night at around 8 p.m. ET during the State Dinner for Mexican President Felipe Calderon as their stretch limousine ran a red light and seemed to be trying to turn into a restricted area near the White House, ABC News has learned.

A Secret Service Uniformed Division officer “observed a stretch limousine pass through a red light at 15th and Constitution,” Edwin M. Donovan, the Special Agent in Charge for the U.S. Secret Service told ABC News. “The vehicle then signaled that it was turning into the Ellipse parking area at 16th and Constitution, a restricted area.”

Donovan said the “vehicle was subsequently stopped at 17th and H Street and it was then learned that Tareq and Michaele Salahi were among the occupants of the vehicle. The driver and occupants of the vehicle were interviewed at this point. The driver was issued a notice of infraction for passing through a red light and all the subjects in the vehicle were released.”

A source familiar with the situation says Michaele Salahi was wearing a white mink coat, while Tareq Salahi was in a suit. Neither the Salahis nor anyone at Half Yard Productions, which is producing the Bravo show The Real Housewives of D.C., could be reached for comment.

CBS White House correspondent gets snarky with Obama

It appears that the thrill is gone.

At a ceremony to sign a bill promoting press freedom around the world on Monday, President Obama refused to take questions from the reporters in attendance. “I’m not doing a press conference today,” he told Chip Reid of CBS News, “but we’ll be seeing you guys during the course of the week.”

So when the president hosted a “news conference” in the Rose Garden with the visiting Mexican president on Wednesday, Mr. Reid thought maybe this time Mr. Obama would take questions. Instead, Mr. Obama allowed only a single question from the American media and called on a reporter from Univision, knowing that he would be unlikely to be asked about Tuesday’s anti-incumbent election results…

As the event ended and Mr. Obama swiveled to head back into the Oval Office, Mr. Reid tried again and shouted out a question about the elections.

Mr. Obama ignored him. Maybe he meant later in the course of the week.
-New York Times

Obama Avoids Tough Questions from Press, Again (CBS)
Irritated CBS reporter to Obama: “Do you have any plans for a real press conference?” (Hot Air)

Saturday, May 1, 2010

Sh*t is the word of the week

Sen. Carl Levin (D-MI) said it (11 times). Sen. Claire McCaskill (D-MO) said it. Now NBC's "Today" hostess Meredith Vieira says it live on-air. Apparently sh*t is the word of the week.

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

SNL exposes future Obamacare government employees

SNL did a skit this past weekend that shows the reality of unionized government employees. It's just a peek into the future of what America is going to have to deal with when trying to access Obamacare.

Friday, April 16, 2010

Federal judge rules prayer unconstitutional ... becomes Obama's #1 SCOTUS nominee

U.S. District Judge Barbara Crabb (a Carter appointee) rules that the National Day of Prayer to be unconstitutional. Let's face it folks. Christians in America are fast becoming the Jews of Nazi Germany with Obama and the Democrat party leading the jihad against us.

Monday, April 12, 2010

Charges dropped against Big Ben ... DA to get season tickets

Typical dumb jock (Tiger wannabe) who always thinks with his little head.

Roethlisberger won't face criminal charges, DA says (CNN)

Happy Songkran 2010 ... Thai New Year

It's officially April 13th in Thailand right now which means that it's Songkran or New Year's in one of the greatest countries on Earth!

The house that Landry built comes down

The home of 5 world championships, 7 NFC championships, 15 NFC East division titles, numerous hall of famers, legends, and all-time classic games came crumbling down yesterday morning. I'm really sad to see it gone. On a clear day here in Dallas I could see the dome just popping over the horizon when I was driving into work. Now it's all gone. A piece of history is gone forever.

Obama explains the 2010 census

Obama wants too much information.

Asian babe of the week ... 04/12/10

Friday, April 9, 2010

Tiger gets heckled from 4,000 feet

I guess Tiger can't escape all the criticism, even from above. A couple of golf fans decide to buzz Tiger over Augusta with some less than kind comments.

Plane Speaking: “Tiger, Did You Mean Bootyism?” (Wei Under Par)

Monday, April 5, 2010

Classless Howard Stern audience makes prank call during tragic news story

Leave it to a classless junior-high dropout who sits around listening to Howard Stern to make a prank call into FOX News during a tragic breaking news story where 7 people are dead and 19 others are unaccounted for in a mine disaster in West Virginia. Stern listener successfully gets through call screener to get on-air to call Jamie Foxx a "c**t".

Shep Smith Gets Punked By Howard Stern Fan During Breaking News Segment (Mediaite)
Jamie Foxx & Foxxhole Roasting On Robbin & Howard Stern (Boxden)

Obama pitches better wearing mom jeans

And just like Obama himself his first pitch to open the 2010 baseball season was far to the left. He ditched the mom jeans this year for a pair of khakis but it didn't help at all. MSNBC tried has hard as they could to spin this embarrassment into a positive for him but the truth of the matter was just to hard to overcome. Andrea Mitchell was practically in tears, she was so heartbroken over it. She was desperately looking to anyone else on the set to save the situation. Chuck Todd tried his best for her by getting his anti-Bush dig in.

Obama insists he'd been practicing before throwing ceremonial first pitch.

Sunday, April 4, 2010

Asian babe of the week ... 04/05/10

MSNBC attempts to equate Easter worshippers to the KKK

MSNBC is trying to attempt to equate Christians celebrating Easter Sunday to members of the Ku Klux Klan. There running the above picture on their Facebook homepage as part of their Easter celebrations from around the world. This happens to be the very last picture of the 78 pictures posted. Looks a lot like a KKK member standing in front of a crucifix. It isn't until you get to the story that you discover that it is actually a participant of an Easter observance in Norther Spain. One of the commenter's to this photo says that it is a religious order known as the Order of Penitents. Now why would MSNBC highlight such a picture on it's Facebook homepage without some sort of explanation as to what it actually is. What would have been your first reaction to seeing this kind of picture?

Easter, MSNBC-Style: Network's Facebook Page Features Crucifix Juxtaposed With Man Hooded in White (NewsBusters)

Obama's rambling 17 minute, 2500 word answer to being "overtaxed"

Apparently Obama got a little perturbed with a woman in the audience named Doris who asked a simple question about being "overtaxed". This question set Obama off on a 17 minute and 12 second response using over 2500 words. You can view this rambling and meandering answer in the video below (which I'm sure you don't), or just read about it by clicking here.

Happy Easter

Saturday, April 3, 2010

Girl unimpressed with Obama

Meet a young lady who I don't think you'll be seeing singing songs of praise and worship to the liberal messiah. I actually fear for this young girls safety in that someone from Obama's camp will try to take her away in order to get her mind right.

Barack Obama? Not bothered... Schoolgirl left wondering what all the fuss is about after meeting president amid crowd frenzy (UK Daily Mail)

Thursday, April 1, 2010

House Democrat declares that Guam to capsize & sink if overpopulated

Oh, this poor Admiral. How could he sit there and listen to this blithering idiot. Rep. Hank Johnson (D-GA) also hails from that same district where that other blithering idiot Cynthia McKinney comes from. He defeated her in the 2006 election.

Via Weasel Zippers:

Hating government when hating government was cool

Remember when the Democrats were all about hating Bush, Cheney, and Rove and the media reported it as democracy and the First Amendment in action. It wasn't all that long ago.

Via Brain Terminal:

Monday, March 29, 2010

NH Democrat comments that two nukes on Japan wasn't enough

Recall the Democrat whining last week of receiving hateful voicemails, letters, and faxes over their support over ObamaCare. Trying their dead level best with their accomplices in the media of trying to show that all the hate comes from the right. Well a DEMOCRAT New Hampshire state representative, Nick Levasseur, has posted on his Facebook page that “Anime is a prime example of why two nukes wasn’t enough,”. So let's measure which is more hateful. Receiving a nasty message and letter or encouraging the killing of over hundreds of thousands of people over their cartoons.

Asian babe of the week ... 03/29/10

Saturday, March 27, 2010

You know who else was a big environmentalist? The Unabomber

That's right. The most carbon-neutral individual on the planet Theodore "Ted" Kaczynski, aka The Unabomber, was a committed and much more dedicated disciple to the hoax of man-made global warming than any of these phony so-called environmentalist such as Al Gore and those frauds at East Anglia. Ted Kaczynski literally practiced what he preached, living in a tiny shack in the woods of Montana.

Probably had no electricity or running water (does Ted Kaczynski sh*t in the woods?). That's exactly how these greenie wackos want the rest of us to live. Not them of course. Their work is to important. Their job of preaching to us the evils of AGW forces them to have to live in luxurious homes and hotels, jetting around the world in first-class seats. No, it's only us, the little people, who should be living the same life as Ted Kacynski. So think of the Unabomber tonight while observing your Earth Hour.

Al Gore's carbon-neutral home office ... Earth Hour hypocrite

Friday, March 26, 2010

North Korea reminds you to celebrate Earth Hour

The most carbon-neutral country on Earth reminds you that Saturday, 27 March is Earth Hour. That's where your suppose to do your part of saving the planet of all that evil man-made global warming by turning out all the electrical lights in your home for one hour at 8:30pm local time. As you can see by the above photo North Korea has no electricity and therefore observes Earth Hour every hour of every day. So be a good North Korean and live in the dark for an hour (or every hour like they do) and perhaps eat some grass too.

Human Achievement Hour 2010 (NRO)

Obama heckled by his own far-left liberal base

Obama got heckled yesterday during his post ObamaCare speech in Iowa City, IA (where he's still trying to convince the American people how much they want and love it) by one of his very own far-left liberal base supporters. Face it Obama, nobody on the left or the right is happy with this piece of crap legislation, including yourself.

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Video: "W" wipes his hand on Clinton's shirt

Why not? I'm sure Clinton himself has wiped things off himself using his own shirt too if you know what I mean.

Via Brietbart:

Rep. John Dingell (D-MI) admits ObamaCare intent is to "control the people"

Eventually the truth of this whole monstrosity begins to leak out. Via Hot Air:

"Let me remind you this has been going on for years. We are bringing it to a halt. The harsh fact of the matter is when you’re going to pass legislation that will cover 300 American people in different ways it takes a long time to do the necessary administrative steps that have to be taken to put the legislation together to control the people."
- Rep. John Dingell (D-MI)

Rep. Dingell: It's taken a long time to 'control the people' (American Thinker)
Senior Democrat Dingell: Obamacare Prepping “to Control the People” by 2014 (CentristNet)

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Biden to Obama: "This is a big f*cking deal"

After introducing President Obama to the members of Congress Vice President Biden whispers to Obama "This is a big f*cking deal". This man and this administration is a big f*cking embarrassment.

Listen close. It happens near the 14s mark over the applause.

Joe Biden f–ks up Obama’s big day (I Hate the Media)
Joe Biden Drops F-Bomb During Historic Health Care Signing? Yes He Did (Mediaite)
Biden loves the "F" word (Stormin's Morning Java)

Monday, March 22, 2010

GOP confronts Stupak with the truth

Unknown GOP Rep. in the gallery shouts out "baby killer" to Rep. Stupak. MSNBC tries to paint this as an absurd outburst but as we have learned earlier Rep. Stupak was committed to vote "yes" on ObamaCare with or without a deal on public funding on abortion.

MSNBC: Bart Stupak Called ‘Baby Killer’ By GOP Rep On House Floor (Mediaite)

Asian babe of the week ... 03/22/10

Sunday, March 21, 2010

Lenin's dream for America comes true

Socialized health care passes the liberal socialist Democrat House of Representatives 219-212.

Stupak admits he'd still vote "yes" even if there was public funding for abortion

One year ago Rep. Stupak admitted to his constituents that even if he could not stop public funding of abortion that he would still vote "yes" to pass ObamaCare.

Video: Stupak Has Lied About Healthcare Vote All Along (Newsreal)
Stunner… Pro-Life Democrat Stupak Was Lying All Along- Will Support Pro-Abortion Obamacare …Update: Stupak Sells Soul! (Gateway Pundit)

Stupak makes a deal with the devil

How much is a promise worth from one of the biggest pro-abortion presidents in our nations history?

Pence to Stupak: You traded 30 years of pro-life law for a promise from the most pro-abortion president in history (Hot Air)
Last gasp: GOP may try to kill the bill by forcing a vote on Stupak’s language (Hot Air)

Friday, March 19, 2010

CNN's Anderson Cooper gets crushed on Celebrity Jeopardy

To the outspoken pot legalization advocate Cheech Marin no less. He was so bad that he finished the final round with a score of ZERO! Way to go Anderson. Did Wolf Blitzer coach you before your appearance? It's no wonder that your network is now losing to The Cartoon Network.

Another CNN Anchor Fails At Celebrity Jeopardy (Mediaite)
Anderson Cooper Sucks at Jeopardy! (Gawker.TV)

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Jon Stewart totally rips unethical New York democrats

If only our side had a Jon Stewart. Yea I know he makes his living bashing the conservatives, but it's a beautiful thing when the corruption is so bad in even his own political spectrum that he can't help calling it out. And I have to admit that nobody does what he does better.
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A president even Cheech and Chong could support

Here's a classic case of birds of a feather flocking together.

President Obama's Image High-Jacked for Pot Ad (TMZ)
Pot activists feature joint-smoking Obama in ad for pot party (AlterNet)
Obama's image photoshopped for pot ad (The Hill)
Obama relaxing raids on California medical marijuana dispensaries (Vaporizers for 420 Medical Marijuana)

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Al Gore causing global warming murder-suicide pacts

Via UK's Daily Mail:
But their unnamed daughter cheated death after the bullet from her dad's handgun missed her vital organs.

Paramedics rushed her to hospital covered in blood when police alerted by worried neighbours discovered the massacre three days later.

The youngster is recovering in hospital in the town of Goya in the northern Argentine province of Corrientes, where doctors say she is out of danger.

Her parents said they feared the effects of global warming in a suicide note discovered by police.

Violent, Right Wing Teabaggers Go On An Ideologically Fueled Killing Spree (Double Plus Undead)
Violent, Crazed Teabaggers Kill Selves, 2-Year-Old Son (Ace of Spades HQ)

Bob Beckel drops the S-Bomb

Via Johnny Dollar:

Obama becomes the Britney Spears of Presidents

This was so funny that I just had to post it. Great job Onion News Network.

Obama Caught Lip-Syncing Speech

Saturday, February 27, 2010

Chilean earthquake: Live TV coverage

Chile was rocked early this morning with a massive 8.8 earthquake. If your interested in watching live television coverage of the event then please click here. You can also listen to live coverage of Honolulu news radio as they embrace for a possible tsunami by clicking here.

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Auto-Tune the News #10

Goreflakes are falling on my head

Forecasters here in the DFW area are saying that if we get another two inches of Goreflakes on the ground than this will be the snowiest winter in this areas recorded history.

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Joe Biden's forehead explained

Were you wondering, as I was, what that blemish on Vice President Biden's forehead was during Obama's failed stimulus anniversary speech. My ignorance is due to not knowing that much about the Catholic faith. You can read the explanation of it here.

Video of an assassins assassination

Dubai police release a detailed video account, gleaned from security cameras, of the assassination of Hamas senior murderer Mahmoud al-Mabhouh on January 19, 2010.

Assassins of Hamas Official Caught on Tape, Dubai Says (New York Times)

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Global warming shuts down DC

FOX News White House reporter Major Garret battles the global warming blanketing DC while trying to deliver a news story.

Blizzards pound snowbound Mid-Atlantic to New York (My Way News)

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Monday, February 8, 2010

Obama said "corpse-man" before on October 26, 2009

Rush Limbaugh reminded his audience that this isn't the first time that Obama has mispronounced "corpsman". He made the same mistake back in October 2009 while addressing the graduates of the Naval Air Station in Jacksonville, Florida.

Pilots and air crews around the world, maybe corpse-men on the ground in Afghanistan.

My favorite Super Bowl commercial

A beautiful Asian woman in a hot tub beats everything else!

Whoever she is she is now an honorary Asian babe of the week.

Sunday, February 7, 2010