Showing posts with label obamaisms. Show all posts
Showing posts with label obamaisms. Show all posts

Saturday, April 9, 2011

Obama admits that he hasn't improved anything after two years



“I would not have made these cuts in better circumstances,”
- Obama

That says it all folks. After nearly two years and three months in office this president (with both houses of Congress under his belt) comes out and admits that he still hasn't improved this nation one bit to where he can govern from a position of strength. He's still forced to succumb to a Republican party and accept deals that he wishes he didn't have too. A Republican party that just two short years ago was declared dead and wouldn't be a major player in politics for at least the next forty years. This president is a FAIL, FAIL, FAIL.

Saturday, March 26, 2011

Arguing Bush's Iraq vs. Obama's Libya

The voices are a little annoying but it makes a great point as to how Bush was smarter and wiser in invading Iraq as compared to the liberals argument as to how Obama is handling Libya.

Thursday, March 24, 2011

Did Biden lock Obama out of the White House?

Since discovering footage of VP Biden promising to lead impeachment proceedings against any president who violates the constitution by going to war without first consulting Congress, it's entirely possible.

Via Mediaite:


Limbaugh: Obama Being Locked Out Is ‘Hilarious’ And An ‘Accurate Metaphor’ (Mediaite)

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

MSNBC's Lawrence O'Donnell didn't get the memo

This kind of reminds me of those new AT&T ads that show someone with a slow network being the last one to get the message. Well in last nights post-Obama SOTU review over at MSNBC you got Rachel Maddow, Ed Schultz, Chris Matthews, and Gene Robinson all sitting around and jerking off with each other over the brilliance of Obama's speech. Unfortunately Lawrence O'Donnell didn't get the text message in time that he was suppose to come over and jerk off along with them. He was the only one who kinda didn't get what the heck Obama was talking about.

Via Mediaite:


There was another organization that didn't seem to get the text message either. The usual slobbering liberal AP also thinks that Obama's cut and spending math needs a little more work.

From the Most Surprising to the Most Ridiculous Moment -- A Review of Obama's State of the Union Speech (Kevin McCullough, FOX News)
EDITORIAL: Obama’s spaced out speech (The Washington Times)

Entire 2011 State of the Union Address:

Saturday, January 22, 2011

Two year anniversary of Obama's biggest broken promise

Remember when the righteous and pure Obama signed those three executive orders to close that evil Guantanamo detention center in order to set free those poor unfortunate terrorists. Well guess what ... GITMO is still open for business.

Monday, April 5, 2010

Obama pitches better wearing mom jeans

And just like Obama himself his first pitch to open the 2010 baseball season was far to the left. He ditched the mom jeans this year for a pair of khakis but it didn't help at all. MSNBC tried has hard as they could to spin this embarrassment into a positive for him but the truth of the matter was just to hard to overcome. Andrea Mitchell was practically in tears, she was so heartbroken over it. She was desperately looking to anyone else on the set to save the situation. Chuck Todd tried his best for her by getting his anti-Bush dig in.


Obama insists he'd been practicing before throwing ceremonial first pitch.

Sunday, April 4, 2010

Obama's rambling 17 minute, 2500 word answer to being "overtaxed"

Apparently Obama got a little perturbed with a woman in the audience named Doris who asked a simple question about being "overtaxed". This question set Obama off on a 17 minute and 12 second response using over 2500 words. You can view this rambling and meandering answer in the video below (which I'm sure you don't), or just read about it by clicking here.

Monday, February 8, 2010

Obama said "corpse-man" before on October 26, 2009

Rush Limbaugh reminded his audience that this isn't the first time that Obama has mispronounced "corpsman". He made the same mistake back in October 2009 while addressing the graduates of the Naval Air Station in Jacksonville, Florida.

Pilots and air crews around the world, maybe corpse-men on the ground in Afghanistan.
-Obama

Thursday, February 4, 2010

Obama pronounces "corpsman" as "corpse-man" ... thrice

Smartest Commander-in-Chief ever!

One such translator was an American of Haitian descent, representative of the extraordinary work that our men and women in uniform do all around the world — Navy Corpsman Christian [sic] Brossard. And lying on a gurney aboard the USNS Comfort, a woman asked Christopher: “Where do you come from? What country? After my operation,” she said, “I will pray for that country.” And in Creole, Corpsman Brossard responded, “Etazini.” The United States of America.

God’s grace, and the compassion and decency of the American people is expressed through the men and women like Corpsman Brossard.



Obama Mispronounces "Corpsman" At Prayer Breakfast (RCP)
Video: Obama salutes Navy “corpse-man” (Hot Air)

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Monday, January 25, 2010

Obama needs teleprompter in front of 6th graders

The most brilliant and intelligent president in our nations history can't even make remarks in front of a group of 6th graders without the use of a teleprompter.


Obama Uses Teleprompters During Speech At Elementary School (RCP)

Friday, December 25, 2009

Obama's blue-collar, common everyday man Christmas

ABC News reports on how President Obama will spend his Christmas relating to the everyday plight of common man during this recession filled holiday season.

Via Pat Dollard:

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Obama wishes you a Mao-y Mao-y Christmas


The first family hangs Christmas ornaments on the White House Christmas tree in the Blue Room with the picture of Chinese Communist leader Chairman Mao Tse Tung on them.

EXCLUSIVE: Transvestites, Mao And Obama Ornaments Decorate White House Christmas Tree (Big Government)
White House Mao Christmas Decoration (Track-a-Crat)
Mao-y Christmas from The White House (iOwnTheWorld)
White House: We didn’t know Mao was on our Christmas ornaments (Hot Air)
Mao Tse Tung and a drag queen decorate the White House Christmas tree (Examiner)



Not even The Beatles would be caught with a dead with a picture of Chairman Mao.

"But if you go carrying pictures of chairman Mao
You ain't going to make it with anyone anyhow"
-The Beatles, Revolution