What happens when reality smacks Obama up-side his head

Obama promises on the campaign trail that with him as your President that the planet will heal and the rise of the oceans will subside. And yet this Messianic individual is so stymied by our current difficulties that he has to go and completely scrub all his great ideas and promises over at his Change.gov website.

“I am absolutely certain that generations from now, we will be able to look back and tell our children that this was the moment when we began to provide care for the sick and good jobs to the jobless; this was the moment when the rise of the oceans began to slow and our planet began to heal.”

EXCLUSIVE: Agenda disappears from Obama Web site (Washington Times)
Obama Admits He Has No F*****g Idea What To Do: Erases Agenda And Cmpgn Promises From Site, Adds 1 Par Of Babble (Pat Dollard)
Obama: “There Is No Hope” (Pat Dollard)
Agenda Airbrushed From Obama’s Website (Sweetness & Light)
Change.Gov: Now You See It Now You Don't (The Jawa Report)
Now THATS Change - Obama’s Plan for Iraq Removed from Change.gov UPDATE: Cache Secured (MacsMind)