In discussing the swine flu pandemic this morning with Matt Lauer, Vice President Joe Biden stated that he would advise members of his family to not enter into confined spaces, such as planes, trains, and automobiles. So in essence Joe Biden has just doomed the entire mass transit system of this nation. Can you just imagine the ecological disaster that would cause upon our planet. 300,000,000 Americans putting their cars on our roads would certainly create a whole lot of green house gasses.
This video explains Obama's meaningless proposal of slashing $100,000,000 from his budget in such easy terms that even a far-left liberal wacko could understand it.
I must come to President Obama's defense on this one since it is his day today. In the big scheme of things $328,000 in comparison to $9,000,000,000,000 is really nothing at all. That's like finding change in between the cushions of your couch if your a Democrat liberal politician.
Did you see that anger in Obama's face and voice when asked about this incident. I guess when he doesn't have a big-ass smile on his face (like during his photo-op with Hugo Chavez) that means he's really angry.
Now Obama's FAA has come out and admitted that they knew that this "photo-flop" would cause a public panic.
GOOD RIDDANCE! And take those other two RINO's with you, Snow & Collins. Specter knows that his days as a Republican in Pennsylvania are numbered so he's decided to finally jump like a rat from a sinking ship.
President Obama needs to seriously wean himself off this teleprompter or at least learn how to move on without skipping a beat when it malfunctions ... like Sarah Palin.
Obama orders this to be a secret operation, only informs NYPD and a junior staffer, not Mayor Bloomberg, in NYC mayors office of it. Obama and his administration prove once again that they are real men of genius.
Obama's FAA and Air Force scare the s%!t out of New York office workers by flying Air Force One, escorted by an F-16, low over Manhattan in what was described by the the FAA as a "photo-op". I'm sure they got a lot of great pictures of people running out of their office buildings, screaming and hollering.
Painting to be unveiled on April 29th (Obama's 100th day in office) in New York City's Union Square. I have a bigger question. How come the left thought it was so wrong for Bush to admit that he prays and seeks guidance from God, but now it's perfectly alright to depict Obama as God? Where is all the condemnation from the "violation of Church and State" crowd? If Obama were a deity, as some on the left seem to want to suggest, then wouldn't his holding of office of President be a violation of the 1st Amendment?
Making the news more understandable for today's pop culture obsessed society. Today's topics include gay marriage, piracy, drug legalization, and global warming.
I guess I really went and did it now. I hope it wasn't because of me and my blog that President Obama has declared my state of Texas to no longer be a part of the United States of America.
Don't get me wrong. I'm no huge advocate for criminals who boo-hoo's for their rights. But we do live in a country where you are presumed innocent and you are entitled to legal representation during the whole criminal justice process, including having a lawyer present during police questioning, if you so request it. That is unless Obama gets his way.
C'mon all you civil rights activist wackos, liberal loons, far-left extremists, and Obama zombies! Let's hear and see your outrage on this one! Just imagine Olbermann and Matthews on this one if it were Bush who were trying to do this. This would be the story that would finally causes their *heads to explode* on-the-air.
(*HEAD EXPLOSION FROM "SCANNERS": EXTREMELY GRAPHIC)
I'm sure that that is going to be her excuse for approving waterboarding and all other kinds of extreme interrogation techniques. I'm quite sure she thought it was no different then all those kinky sex games that she and her constituents back in San Francisco engage in all the time. She probably left that meeting back in 2002 where she was fully briefed about all the harsh methods that were going to be deployed on all those nasty senior al-Qaida leaders rather sexually excited. She probably ran right home and jumped into her dominatrix costume. I think this was a rather brilliant move by Bush, Cheney, and Rove into tricking her to approve and sign-off on these extreme interrogation methods by making her think that they were just going to use some methods that were no different then the same "rough sex" games that her voting district engage in.
Judging by these pictures I would say not very much. Obama's chief economic advisor Larry Summers decides that it's nappy time while Obama is making his opening remarks during yesterdays meeting with credit card executives. Now don't you feel comforted that people like this are in charge of our economic future?
As usual, Congressional Democrats want to act as if they were just a bunch of innocent little by-standers, completely duped by the most ignorant President in our nations history, when it comes to knowing about the enhanced interrogation techniques (or "torture") that were used to extract vital information from high-value senior al-Qaida leaders. Not so fast says Rep. Pete Hoekstra (R-MI). He's more then willing to call Obama's bluff on this one by saying that if you want hearings on this matter then get ready to hear ALL the evidence, not just bits and pieces that fit your anti-Bush, anti-Republican agenda. Rep. Hoekstra has NAMES and dates of EVERYONE who ATTENDED and APPROVED all interrogation techniques employed, Republican and DEMOCRAT, and he's more then willing kick-ass and name names.
Let's get one thing straight here folks. Obama is all for torture. Obama has no problem whatsoever with torture. He just doesn't want to get his hands dirty doing it. He feels that torture is a job that Americans just should not do and so that is why he outsources his torture work to other countries, i.e., RENDITION.
President Obama is about to turn the world's greatest intelligence gathering organization that we must have in order to fight terrorism (ooops! my bad) "man-made disasters" into a eunuch. The CIA is going to be scared to death now to do it's job while wondering in the back of their minds if their boss is going to go after them. During his speech to the CIA on Monday President Obama made the following comment:
But I'm sure that sometimes it seems as if that means we're operating with one hand tied behind our back, or that those who would argue for a higher standard are naive. I understand that. You know, I watch the cable shows once in a while.
I suppose he was talking about the late-night reruns of "Hogans Heroes" on TV Land.
So after Obama's Department of Homeland Security goes and tells y'all last week that it's the right-wing that we all have to fear hear in America, Obama's FBI goes and announces that DANIEL ANDREAS SAN DIEGO, a far-left animal rights wacko, is the #1 most wanted domestic "TERRORISTS" in the country. As a matter of fact he's the ONLY American on the FBI's most wanted list. There's no right-winger to be found anywhere on it!
The lone surviving pirate of the failed Maersk Alabama hijacking arrives in New York for arraignment on piracy charges. The teen aged pirate looks rather elated to be sentenced and jailed here in America, rather then being sent to a prison in Kenya.
People who turned out last week in the thousands have been criticized as just being a bunch of angry white power racist. Oh really? Does this young lady from the Dallas Tea Party look all that white to you?
She has a very inspirational story, as do millions of other people like her, of all sexes and skin colors. Can we please stop bringing race into every single argument. It's time to quit allowing the talking heads in the media and in DC from trying to pit us one against the other by trying to tell us that our opposition to Obama is only driven by our hatred towards a black man. I know that we're never going to agree on all things, but it's only because we disagree on ideas, not race.
Yes folks, even a man wearing a rainbow colored wig who is shouting down Ahmadinejad has more sense, intelligence, and sanity then any U.N. member attending this anti-Israel, anti-U.S., sham conference on racism.
That brilliant expert on the workings of the conservative brain can't seem to make up her mind on the subject of dissent. From what I can gather from the following video (thanks to TheRightScoop) when a Republican is President, dissent is patriotic. But when a Democrat is President, and a black President in particular, dissent isn't just treasonous, it's straight-up RACISM.
I'm no expert on how the liberal brain functions, but here's a couple of observations of mine concerning the liberal thought process:
1. Do as I say, not as I do (especially when it comes to paying taxes). 2. One law for thee, but not for me (again, paying taxes).
I'll try to add more as I think of them, or you can contribute any observations of liberals that you've noticed.
So he won't allow a photo to be taken of him with any images or references to Jesus in the shot, but he'll knock your ass over getting to a camera to have his picture taken with Hugo Chavez. Rather chummy aren't they?
Failed actress, comic, and radio personality Janeane Garofalo gives her expert medical opinion as to why white Republican conservatives hate blacks, immigrants, gays, you name it, on a failed TV show, hosted by a failed sportscaster, on a failed news network. The segment is over 8 minutes in length (and I have to admit that even I couldn't stomach the whole thing) but try to watch.
Obama orders Georgetown University to cover the letters IHS (which stands for Jesus) from view where he was giving a speech. It appears that Obama is bowing more to then just the king of Saudi Arabia.
DNC Chairman Tim Kaine doing his best at impersonating Sgt. Schultz.
A new study reports that during the Bush years the use of crack cocaine declined, and that courts sentenced more whites then blacks to prison for drug use. So, will Bush get credit from minorities for being more fair and evenhanded about the racial equality in how law enforcement and the courts policed, prosecuted, and sentenced drug users during his administration?
Only in the sick racist mind of one-time Democrat Presidential candidate Al Sharpton can come the delusional ravings that Somali pirates aren't really pirates, just a "voluntary Coast Guard", mush like our own (that hijacks ships, holds hostages, and demands million dollar ransoms). Oh, you didn't know that our voluntary Coast Guard did the same thing.
Economic downturn and the first black President are enough reasons to drive those of us on the right into a homegrown band of terrorists, with a bunch of disgruntled Iraqi war veterans to lead us in our fight to overthrow the government. Or so Obama thinks. He's already instructed Missouri law enforcement officials to read what kind of bumper stickers your putting on your car.
Once again our President displays his attitude towards the troops as being more of a prop for getting great pictures rather then men and women who make extreme sacrifices each and every day to defend our freedom. News is starting to emerge that Obama's visit with the troops in Iraq last week was a completely crafted and well-organized event from top to bottom. Handlers were sent out ahead of time to screen soldiers by asking them if they voted for Obama, plus they also handed out digital cameras to the troops who were allowed to get up close-and-personnel to the Commander-in-Chief. Damn those nosey bloggers!
A good blogger friend of mine, Track-A-'Crat, made a great point about how Bo the First Dog has been the most thoroughly vetted position so far in Obama's whole administration.
The most moronic woman in Germany (no idea if she was actually a tourist) jumps into a polar bears pit during it's feeding time at the Berlin Zoo. I can only hope she was from PETA.
BREAKING NEWS: Maersk Alabama ship Captain, Richard Phillips, has been freed from his Somali pirate captors. Three pirates reported killed, fourth pirate captured. A very Happy Easter indeed.
26And as they led him away, they laid hold upon one Simon, a Cyrenian, coming out of the country, and on him they laid the cross, that he might bear it after Jesus.
27And there followed him a great company of people, and of women, which also bewailed and lamented him.
28But Jesus turning unto them said, Daughters of Jerusalem, weep not for me, but weep for yourselves, and for your children.
29For, behold, the days are coming, in the which they shall say, Blessed are the barren, and the wombs that never bare, and the paps which never gave suck.
30Then shall they begin to say to the mountains, Fall on us; and to the hills, Cover us.
31For if they do these things in a green tree, what shall be done in the dry?
32And there were also two other, malefactors, led with him to be put to death.
33And when they were come to the place, which is called Calvary, there they crucified him, and the malefactors, one on the right hand, and the other on the left.
34Then said Jesus, Father, forgive them; for they know not what they do. And they parted his raiment, and cast lots.
35And the people stood beholding. And the rulers also with them derided him, saying, He saved others; let him save himself, if he be Christ, the chosen of God.
36And the soldiers also mocked him, coming to him, and offering him vinegar,
37And saying, If thou be the king of the Jews, save thyself.
38And a superscription also was written over him in letters of Greek, and Latin, and Hebrew, THIS IS THE KING OF THE JEWS.
39And one of the malefactors which were hanged railed on him, saying, If thou be Christ, save thyself and us.
40But the other answering rebuked him, saying, Dost not thou fear God, seeing thou art in the same condemnation?
41And we indeed justly; for we receive the due reward of our deeds: but this man hath done nothing amiss.
42And he said unto Jesus, Lord, remember me when thou comest into thy kingdom.
43And Jesus said unto him, Verily I say unto thee, Today shalt thou be with me in paradise.
44And it was about the sixth hour, and there was a darkness over all the earth until the ninth hour.
45And the sun was darkened, and the veil of the temple was rent in the midst.
46And when Jesus had cried with a loud voice, he said, Father, into thy hands I commend my spirit: and having said thus, he gave up the ghost.
47Now when the centurion saw what was done, he glorified God, saying, Certainly this was a righteous man.
48And all the people that came together to that sight, beholding the things which were done, smote their breasts, and returned.
49And all his acquaintance, and the women that followed him from Galilee, stood afar off, beholding these things.
I asked this question a couple of weeks ago about his daughter Ashley. Now I'm beginning to wonder the same thing about Joe Biden. Is he too taking hits off of Michael Phelps's bong pipe? He's going around claiming on CNN that he took President Bush to the woodshed during a private one-on-one meeting in the Oval Office. Only problem is that nobody in Bush's inner circle have any recollection of such a meeting or comment made by Biden.
New research released by NASA suggests that perhaps it's those environmentalist wackos, tree-huggers, and Greenpeace retards who are actually responsible for global warming.
Sulfates, which come primarily from the burning of coal and oil, scatter incoming solar radiation and have a net cooling effect on climate. Over the past three decades, the United States and European countries have passed a series of laws that have reduced sulfate emissions by 50 percent. While improving air quality and aiding public health, the result has been less atmospheric cooling from sulfates.
BREAKING NEWS: It is now being reported by the Pentagon that the "arrogant" American crewmembers of a U.S. flagged cargo ship have fought back against their under-privileged and "freedom fighter" Somali pirates and have taken back control of their ship. I'm quite certain that these "arrogant" American crewmen knew that their President would probably be more sympathetic to the cause of the Somali pirates, (ooops, not politically correct), I mean "freedom fighters", and would probably not lift a finger to help them (based upon his pathetic apology tour across Europe) so they decided to take matters into their own hands. BRAVO ZULU to the the "arrogant" Americans.
Obama and the Democrat party unveiled their first car of the future. The all-electric Obamamobile, a joint venture between GM (Government Motors) and Segway, has a top speed of 35mph, and a top range of 35 miles. Our forward thinking President has decided that in order to save GM and our planet we must go back to pre-Model T technology. Up next for President Obama will be the elimination of all central heating and air-conditioning.
As far as we can tell an actual honest to goodness Turkish news anchor puts on blackface in what he thought was an attempt to show respect to President Obama. It looks like somebody has topped the Greenwich Village baker who tried to honor President Obama with those "Drunken Negro Head Cookies" in stupidity.
North Korea has released what they claim to be is video of their long-range rocket launch on Saturday. It could be video of almost anything but until proven otherwise we'll take them at their word for it for now.
Nothing, and I mean nothing, is going to get those hard-core lefty Obama zombies (like Matthews and Olbermann) more worked up into a rabid dog, foaming at the mouth lather, then this sacrilegious use of Obama's image.
The United Nations Security Council (what a joke) held an emergency meeting today to try and draft an angry response to Kim Jong Il for firing a long-range ballistic missile, because we all know how terrified dictators of third world countries are of hearing that the United Nations is mad at them. After hours and hours of meaningless discussions the useless UN emerged from behind closed doors with the same typical results: NOTHING!
I'm quite sure that this is how Kim Jong Il would respond to any action coming from the UN. (EXTREME SALTY LANGUAGE ALERT!)
I don't know which is worse. A President who mangles his sentences, or a President who wanders aimlessly trying to put one together or has to have someone behind a curtain somewhere typing one into a teleprompter for him to read.
It's getting so bad that even the hard left liberal UK Guardian newspaper is starting to laugh out loud and make jokes about him. Here's how they characterize President Obama trying to answer a reporter's question during his joint presser with Gordon Brown:
Nick Robinson: "A question for you both, if I may. The prime minister has repeatedly blamed the United States of America for causing this crisis. France and Germany both blame Britain and America for causing this crisis. Who is right? And isn't the debate about that at the heart of the debate about what to do now?" Brown immediately swivels to leave Obama in pole position. There is a four-second delay before Obama starts speaking [THANKS FOR NOTHING, GORDY BABY. REMIND ME TO HANG YOU OUT TO DRY ONE DAY.] Barack Obama: "I, I, would say that, er ... pause [I HAVEN'T A CLUE] ... if you look at ... pause [WHO IS THIS NICK ROBINSON JERK?] ... the, the sources of this crisis ... pause [JUST KEEP GOING, BUDDY] ... the United States certainly has some accounting to do with respect to . . . pause [I'M IN WAY TOO DEEP HERE] ... a regulatory system that was inadequate to the massive changes that have taken place in the global financial system ... pause, close eyes [THIS IS GOING TO GO DOWN LIKE A CROCK OF SHIT BACK HOME. HELP]. I think what is also true is that ... pause [I WANT NICK ROBINSON TO DISAPPEAR] ... here in Great Britain ... pause [SHIT, GORDY'S THE HOST, DON'T LAND HIM IN IT] ... here in continental Europe ... pause [DAMN IT, BLAME EVERYONE.] ... around the world. We were seeing the same mismatch between the regulatory regimes that were in place and er ... pause [I'VE LOST MY TRAIN OF THOUGHT AGAIN] ... the highly integrated, er, global capital markets that have emerged ... pause [I'M REALLY WINGING IT NOW]. So at this point, I'm less interested in ... pause [YOU] ... identifying blame than fixing the problem. I think we've taken some very aggressive steps in the United States to do so, not just responding to the immediate crisis, ensuring banks are adequately capitalised, er, dealing with the enormous, er ... pause [WHY DIDN'T I QUIT WHILE I WAS AHEAD?] ... drop-off in demand and contraction that has taken place. More importantly, for the long term, making sure that we've got a set of, er, er, regulations that are up to the task, er, and that includes, er, a number that will be discussed at this summit. I think there's a lot of convergence between all the parties involved about the need, for example, to focus not on the legal form that a particular financial product takes or the institution it emerges from, but rather what's the risk involved, what's the function of this product and how do we regulate that adequately, much more effective coordination, er, between countries so we can, er, anticipate the risks that are involved there. Dealing with the, er, problem of derivatives markets, making sure we have set up systems, er, that can reduce some of the risks there. So, I actually think ... pause [FANTASTIC. I'VE LOST EVERYONE, INCLUDING MYSELF] ... there's enormous consensus that has emerged in terms of what we need to do now and, er ... pause [I'M OUTTA HERE. TIME FOR THE USUAL CLOSING BOLLOCKS] ... I'm a great believer in looking forwards than looking backwards.
I've always felt that 98% of people who listen to Howard Stern never even graduated from Junior High School and this video segment is a perfect example as to why I feel this way.
