Sex, lies, and text messages

Sex crazed Democrat mayor of Detroit, Kwame Kilpatrick (D-Detroit, MI), pleads guilty to two felony charges in a plea deal with prosecutors. According to the deal Kilpatrick (D-Detroit, MI) will be removed from office, serve 4 months in a cushy jail, and have the taxpayers pay his $1,000,000.00 fine. On the up-side this sex scandal will launch his career as a great Democrat in good standing within his party. He's possibly being vetted at this moment for some sort of position in Barack Obama's administration, if elected.